nicola_liadov

I was walking by this girl on campus. It had been raining about 30 minutes prior, but by this point it was sunny. The only moisture present was a nice mist. A woman walking ahead of me had an umbrella and was sheltering beneath it. I said "uh, are you for fucking real?" She was startled and said "what??" I said "woman, why do you have an umbrella? Are you an albino?"

Some people do not know how to compose themselves in public (ie this woman).

Today I was standing in line for a changeroom. The man behind me says "there's one" and points to a vacant changeroom. I say "thanks, I didn't notice." He says "that's because you're ignorant."

???

I said "excuse me? Have you ever even tried to plumb the depths of continental philsophy before? Just looking at you I can tell the only thing you've ever plumbed is a backed-up drain brimming with sewage, probably your wifes."

The scene soon became quite ugly.

I find I have many moments where I look into the front windshield of a car when I'm walking because I notice something strange inside, but because of the windshields glare am uncertain whether or not I'm fixating on a person or a sweater propped up on the seat. Inevitably there comes a moment where you keep staring, realising you've already stared far too long, but in order to figure out what you're staring at you have to keep staring. If you're staring at a person then that is awkward and they can come to their own conclusions about your intention. Hopefully you're just staring at a beaded seat cover.